Producer: FoP Casey
Vocals: FoP Janna
Lyrics: Coco, Drrrty A, FoP Alan, Honey Trap, Oates,
We are not sure if these are are the original lyrics to a Dua Lipa song but a slew of Goat Posse writers insist it is thus. Let’s just humor them for a moment and say that they are. Then you have a song about a woman spurned who feels like a third wheel to her man and his toys. I’d say that’s a love song if ever there were.
Besides the herd of writers, the song is pulled off by the dynamic songbirding and producing duo of FoP Casey and FoP Janna. For their efforts this year and previous, along with FoP Alan they received an officious honor. See the synopsis for the good news! Song lyrics after the jump.
If you don’t wanna lose me
Valued at 280, crazy
But he feels it’s worth much more
Is the package damaged? Maybe
Kung-fu grip’s only cool when you’re four
It all seems unsteady
Makes me feel so wary
It’s like you don’t want me at all, so
If you still wanna play with toys and action dollies
If you find more interest in small plastic bodies
No more sex; Do not pout
Action grip yourself; I am out
I’m irate, and I vow
Stretch Armstrong can be your girl now
How many Star Wars, figures
Do you really think, you need?
Obi-Wan and Leia, Darth Vad-a
Let’s see if they can touch your meat
G.I. Joe can’t marry
Scarlett’s not your baby
Destro’s just a metal cue ball, so
If you still wanna play with toys and action dollies
If you find more interest in small plastic bodies
Sick of you; won’t put out
Go get love from your toy cash cows
Masturbate: you know how
Funko pop yourself; I am out
Oh, oh
No more sex, sex
Do not pout, pout
I am out (oh)
Oh, oh
I am out, out
You don’t pay attention at all, so
If you still wanna play with toys and action dollies
Playing with little ponies, hanging with your bronies
Sick of you (Sick of you); won’t put out (won’t put out)
Action grip yourself; I am out (I am out)
I’m irate (I’m irate), and I vow (and I vow)
Stretch Armstrong can get you off now
Oh, Oh
No more sex, sex
Do not pout, pout
I’m irate, I’m irate (so)
Oh, oh
No more sex, sex
Do not pout, pout
Masturbate, Masturbate, oh
