I’ve Met Every Team

Including the name of EVERY team –  all 64 – in one song is a massive undertaking!  This hadn’t been done since the Shake a Hamster Band recorded Trivia As We Know It in 2002!

Producer: FoP Casey
Vocals: FoP Casey
Lyrics: FoP Casey


I was totin’ my pack a long this dusty St. Cloud road
When along came a Dodge van with a volunteer care package load
Jo said, “If you’re going to Trivia, Mack, with me you can ride.”
So I climbed into the back with a box of buritos at my side
She asked me if I’d seen a road with so much dust and sand
And I said, “Listen, I’ve traveled every road in this hear land!”

I’ve met every team, man
I’ve met every team, man
Saw Stefan’s Dream yesterday, man
Met Sigma Phi Nothing today, man
Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
I’ve met every team

I’ve been to:
There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand
Voodoo Panties; Meyer, Meyer, Clan on Fire
House of Insanity; It Just Doesn’t Matter
Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women; Six Feet Under
Nuyorican Poets Soiree; Pull-Start Diesel
House Ditka #DitkaIsComing; D.O.A. Hole
HASHTAG FABULOUD

I’ve met every team, man
I’ve met every team, man
Storm of Words yesterday, man
Met What Would Scooby Doo? today, man
Of Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
I’ve met every team

And I’ve met:
Some Loose Meat Sandwich Assembly Required
House Fitzgerald: We Do Not SleepPugilist Sound
I’m Sorry, The Card Says Moops A Few Screws Loose
LDE Bites Our Thumb at You Boba’s Fettish
Knee Deep in ThesesGoogle Your Own Adventure
Team Squirrel – We Miss Our NutGotta Guess Them All
Turducken Is People

I’ve met every team, man
I’ve met every team, man
FarQuPUD yesterday, man
Met Chairleg of Truth today, man
Of Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
I’ve met every team

And I’ve met:
Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies; The Kudly Krab
Tequila Mockingbird; Black Squirrels with Red Hammers
Candygram for Mongo; 28th Avenue Kids
Penguin, Frog, Woodstock and a Buttload of Minions
Trouble Among the Cheerleaders; Collective Foole
GMT Trivial Pursuit; Frodo Spankins
Perpetual Motion Squad

I’ve met every team, man
I’ve met every team, man
Quad Loserz! yesterday, man
Fully Vaccinated today, man
Of Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
I’ve met every team

I’ve met Venus Vixens; The Benny Mandelbrodt Possy
The Maesterbaters: We Quiz on Everything
GBCRE Goodbye Farwell & Amen
Dothraki Freak & Geeks & Puppies; Hodor
Rich Corinthian Leather Remnants; Nerd Party
Non-Essential Government Workers
Our Boob Tube is Coming

I’ve met every team, man
I’ve met every team, man
Porcupines Petting Uranus, man
Fellowship of the Disciples today, man
Of Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
I’ve met every team

And I’ve met Syphilis of the Traveling Pants
ET: Winter is Coming and So Am I
Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys; Pirates of the Cranium
Song of Fire and Ice Cold Brewskies
DDD – Goats & Hamsters Urn Respect
Bondage Camel the Barbarian
Enjoy the Man Explosion

I’ve met every team, man
My girlfriend’s on one of the teams, man
KVSC and volunteers, man
The Goat Posse and friends are here, man
Of Trivia teams – I’ve seen my share, man
Oh, I’ve met every team

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