Jo Just Wants to Eat Lunch

This song has it all: FanGurl 80s pop, Jo McMullen, and half-eaten Chipotle. Born from the collective experience of anyone who has worked at KVSC and hovered at the office door of Station Manager Jo McMullen. The raised finger in the air as she notices you during half-nosh is the signal that her gullet is too stuffed to speak and you should wait or come back later. For Hamster sake, give the woman a moment to eat! Full lyrics after the jump.

Producer: Thorin CoCo
Vocals: Dazeem
Back-up Singers: Dubs, FoP Tessa, FoP Lindsey
Lyrics: B.A., Buttercup, Coco, Drrrty A, Honey Trap, Jam-Oooh!, Oates

Jo sits down, thinking she might write
A grant so K-V can keep doin’ it right
Her tummy rumbles; now the noon news is done
And Jo just wants to eat lunch
Oh, Jo just wants to eat lunch

Alone brings, a little time for a bite
But Jim Gray just will not let her out of his sight.
Delayed her meal to host on eighty-eight-one
And Jo just wants to eat Lunch
Oh, Jo just wants to eat

It’s already One
Needs lunch!  Stop; the pointer finger’s up
Oh, Jo just wants to eat lunch
Ho hoo Jo just wants to eat (Jo) lunch (she wants)

(Wants to eat lunch)
(Jo)
(Wants to eat)

Jo can’t wait;  the microwave twirls
The hot steam rises and the cellophane curls
Her food is almost done, but she’s got to run
Oh, Jo just wants to eat lunch
Ho hoo Jo just wants to eat

That’s all she really wants
Is some lunch
Bakeries with fresh hot buns
Oh, Jo is dreaming of lunch
Oh, Jo just wants to eat (Jo) lunch (she wants)

(She’ll settle for brunch)
(Jo)
(She wants to eat)

She just wants to, she just wants to (She just wants ta, she just wants ta, Jo)
She just wants to, she just wants to
Oh, Jo (Jo really wants to eat lunch)
Jo sure’d like to eat lunch

(Just wants to, just wants to)

She just wants to, she just wants to (She just wants to, she just wants to, Jo)
She just wants to, she just wants to; Oh, Jo (Jo just wants to eat lunch)
Jo could sure use some lunch

When the K-V
When the K-V news is done
Oh, when the K-V news is done
Oh, Jo – Jo just wants to eat lunch; everyday!

She just wants ta, she just wants ta (She just wants ta, she just wants ta, Jo)
She just wants ta, she just wants ta Oh, Jo (Jo just wants to eat lunch)
Jo just got to eat lunch

(She just gotta, she just gotta)

When the K-V
When the K-V day is done (she just got to, she just got to)
Oh, when the K-V day is done, oh Jo (Oh, Jo; Jo just got to eat lunch)

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