This cover may be the first bubble gum pop song we have tried to pull off but it rings true. While KVSC Trivia announcers try very hard to read the questions properly, many of them rarely read more than three to five sentences at a time during their normal music shifts outside of Trivia. Maybe ten percent of announcers are actual newsreaders or production voice talent. But even then, during Trivia, they tend to “rip and read”.
With all that being said we get you. This is our love song to your patience. Click through to see the full lyrics and sing/clap along to our mediocrity.
Producer: Pokéjohn
Vocals: FoP Janna
Lyrics: Coco, Drrrty A, Dude, Honey Trap, Oates, FoP Sammich
What was that word, I can’t tell
Excuse me / don’t make me yell
Just aut-o-matically spell
Bowling ain’t hard to say
All of your sentences squish
You’re using wrong emph-a-sis
Did you have training for this
Audio should re-play
Hot-lines were holdin’
Phones broke / Jim is groanin’
Phone bank / questions goin’
How we s‘posed to answer, hast’ly?
You missed a sounder / we’re going crazy
Repeat the question / pre-read it, maybe
It’s hour thirty / eyes are glazy
We got an answer / but things are hazy
Can you pronounce that / Is it “Scorsese”?
Please spell the questions / I’m kinda lazy
And all the Dee-Jays, they just frustrate me
Was that a sentence / it sounds too phrasy
Did they say “Better Call Saul”
They’re making no sense at all
They’re really not on the ball
But still we have to play
We know this isn’t ideal
It’s really gettin’ surreal
We’re tryin’ so hard to hear it
But, what did she say
Hot-lines were holdin’
Phones broke / Jim’s still groanin’
Phone bank / questions goin’
How we s‘posed to answer, hast’ly?
You dropped a question / we’re going crazy
Repeat the answer / pre-read it, maybe
It’s hour forty / eyes are glazy
We got an answer / but things are hazy
Can you re-read that / Try “bolognese”?
Please spell the questions / I’m kinda lazy
And all the Dee-Jays, they just frustrate me
Was that a sentence / it sounds too phrasy
Did you just really say “kah-nife”
You make us so mad
You make us so mad
You make us so, so mad
Your cold reads causing so much strife
You make us so mad
It’s sounding real bad
They make us so, so sad
It’s hour fifty / feels like eighty
We’re out of answers / and things are hazy
Can you re-read that / was that “parchessi”
Please spell the questions / I’m kinda lazy
And all the Dee-Jays, they just frustrate me
Was that a sentence / it sounds too phrasy
Did you just really say “kah-nife”
You make us so mad
You make us so mad
You make us so, so mad
Your cold reads causing so much strife
You make us so mad
It’s sounding so bad
Pre-read it, maybe
