{"id":5552,"date":"2020-04-18T16:28:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T22:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/?p=5552"},"modified":"2020-05-11T21:58:13","modified_gmt":"2020-05-12T03:58:13","slug":"dr-beards-bsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/dr-beards-bsa\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Beard&#8217;s BSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-5552-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dr.-Beard-BSA.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dr.-Beard-BSA.mp3\">https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dr.-Beard-BSA.mp3<\/a><\/audio><p><a href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Dr.-Beard-BSA.mp3\"><button type=\"button\">Download<\/button><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5565\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5565\" class=\"wp-image-5565 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DrBeard-150x93.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"93\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DrBeard-150x93.jpg 150w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/DrBeard.jpg 285w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-5565\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dr. Beard. Photo Credit: KVSC.org<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Dr. Beard, a trivia fixture, has rocketed to extreme Trivia relevance in the age of COVID-19. His haired visage lends outsized credibility to what he has to say about beard care for those of you new to this body image choice.<\/p>\n<p>We recommend you listen on because he has a lot to say about diet, designated shower days, proper mayonnaise use, the specific application of an Angkorian Dragon to follicle health, and 1970s Hungarian trance.<\/p>\n<p>Intrigued? That is the embodiment of Dr. Beard.<\/p>\n<p>Producer: Skinny D<br \/>\nVoice Actor: FoP Dr. Beard, Cougar Bait<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style3 like-5552 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5552' data-nonce='40bf2ad2af' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5552 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/div> <div class='status-5552 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Dr. Beard, a trivia fixture, has rocketed to extreme Trivia relevance in the age of COVID-19. His haired visage lends outsized credibility to what he has to say about beard care for those of you new to this body image choice. We recommend you listen on because he has a lot to say about &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/dr-beards-bsa\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"amp_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-20205gpo","nodate","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}