{"id":5748,"date":"2021-02-14T19:00:52","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T01:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/?p=5748"},"modified":"2024-02-21T18:07:15","modified_gmt":"2024-02-22T00:07:15","slug":"dazeem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/dazeem\/","title":{"rendered":"Dazeem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem.png\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-6916 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-750x750.png 750w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem-560x560.png 560w, https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/dazeem.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We used to think Dazeem only exists in the tortured headspace of John Travolta. However, she is real, she loves to read books, sing (better than Menzel), but she has a fatal flaw. It was disclosed that she is in the pocket of Big Drama.<\/p>\n<p>Dazeem claims to be employed in the financial sector but that is just a front to hide the real Dazeem, the one that exists only in the darkness. She has been known to sing in the front room but we all know she is a backstage gurl. Either it means what you think it means, or she misconstrued what Justin Timberlake&#8217;s role truly was. #Undetermined<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Meet the \u201cGoat Posse\u201d\" href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/meet-the-goat-posse\/\">&lt; Back<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We used to think Dazeem only exists in the tortured headspace of John Travolta. However, she is real, she loves to read books, sing (better than Menzel), but she has a fatal flaw. It was disclosed that she is in the pocket of Big Drama. Dazeem claims to be employed in the financial sector but &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/dazeem\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6916,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"amp_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bios","nodate","item-wrap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5748\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goatposse.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}