The Goat Possee Library in 2022 was overloaded with pages and pages of ideas for ways to communicate the glory of Trivia. The Intro featured contributions about at least seven goats and was mastered earlier. We note this because we spent two decades playing chicken with 4:50pm on the Friday of Trivia.
- 2022 – Intro – “LITerally Trivia: A Novel Idea”
- 2022 – Intro – “LITerally Trivia: A Novel Idea” – Air Check
- 2022 – Intro Reaction Video
- YIR: LITerally Trivia – A Novel Idea
The year in review has always been look back over what was notably broadcast on the air throughout the contest. In the Challenge Line days, there was plenty of audio to fill up the production. Some notable YIRs are this, this, and this one. Since the teams are no longer phoning into the challenge line there was no way to get their voices into the YIR. A pandemic always spurs innovation…Continue reading →
- 2022 Awards Ceremony – UTVS Broadcast
- 2022 Goat Posse Awards Presentation
- Banned Books Exchange Program
- Clifton Notes – Harry Potter
- Clifton Notes – IT
- Clifton Notes – Lord of the Rings
- Clifton Notes – Short Stories
- Common Book Club People
Having trouble meeting people? Here is a guide to who you might meet at a book club. Afterwards, it’s up to you if you really need new friends. If you are into celebrity gossip this production features an ensemble cast of some of our most popular goats, according to them.
Script: B.A., Cobby, Honey TrapContinue reading →
Voice Actors: FoP Hannah, Princess, Buttercup, B.A., Pissboy, Thornin, Dazeem, Cobby, Jam-Oooh!, FoP, Lindsey, Oates
- KVSC Automated Trivia Score Evaluation Line
At KVSC Trivia, we strive to make your experience simple and fulfilling. We know that sometimes we get the scores incorrect.
Before the Challenge Line met a merciful end, we tried to provide entertainment while you waited for your chance to “challenge” the Posse. Many callers were ambivalent to our hold music.
This year, after a lot of late-night, “solo” experimenting in his basement, Digital Dave created a new service that automates disputes and reduces time on hold.
Producer: Digital DaveContinue reading →
Voice Actors: Digital Dave, FoP Brenda
- Poetry Beatdown 27
- Presidental Library Tourism
Script: Jam-Oooh!, Captain F.
Voiceover & Producer: Jam-Oooh!, Captain F.
Still formulating those summer plans? Consider attempting the full Griswold and visiting all the Presidential Libraries with the family! What better way to spend hard-earned vacation days than zig-zagging across the USA visiting various monuments to narcissism! Still doubting us? Just listen as we give you plenty of reasons why. Just remember that it’s unsafe to leash your dog to the bumper.Continue reading →
- The Art of the Al
Producer: Capt F
Voice Talent: Honorary Goat Al Neff, Capt F
Script: Capt F
We let your ear in on what goes on when recording an audiobook. It’s also an excuse to hear Al Neff read something which can bring some to an auditory climax. In this session, Al works with the producer to record the ramblings of a somewhat noteworthy real estate developer and eventual amateur politician. However, the session almost goes awry as both Al and the Producer can’t help but sub-tweet his words.Continue reading →
- Safe Harbor Intro 2022
Producer: Captain F
Voice Talent: Jamo, FoP Maxfield Darnell, Nyah Adams
Script: Captain F
For the 2022 Safe Harbor Intro, we continued to use the basic parts from previous years and matched the content to this year’s theme. We increased the trolling of the hosts, but this time it was by one of the originals. The books referenced are actual titles that multiple publishers approved even if your someone else’s mom or the school board might not.Continue reading →
- Reading on Blow
The song Reading Rainbow was such a pleasant childhood memory for many. Unfortunately, we all grow up and the joy of reading just doesn’t give us the same high so some of us seek a stronger kick.
Concept: Jam-Oooh!Continue reading →
Lyrics: B.A., Drrrty A, Honey Trap, Oates, Pissboy
- Got No Time to Talk (I Just Pooped My Pants)
Ever been chatting and you feel a stirring from within? We feel your feeling. Careful this ditty might get stuck in your turtlehead. It may be Honey Trap and Oates singing the lyrics but three other goats also know what it’s like when you are stuck in a convo and you have to poop. While the base instrumentals are unchanged we did sprinkle in some kazoo from FoP Micheala. Full lyrics after the jump.
Producer: Pokéjohn, CocoContinue reading →
Vocals: Honey Trap, Oates
Lyrics: B.A., Coco, Drrrty A, Oates, Honey Trap
Kazoo: FoP Michaela
- Jo Just Wants to Eat Lunch
This song has it all: FanGurl 80s pop, Jo McMullen, and half-eaten Chipotle. Born from the collective experience of anyone who has worked at KVSC and hovered at the office door of Station Manager Jo McMullen. The raised finger in the air as she notices you during half-nosh is the signal that her gullet is too stuffed to speak and you should wait or come back later. For Hamster sake, give the woman a moment to eat! Full lyrics after the jump.
Producer: Thorin CoCoContinue reading →
Back-up Singers: Dubs, FoP Tessa, FoP Lindsey
Lyrics: B.A., Buttercup, Coco, Drrrty A, Honey Trap, Jam-Oooh!, Oates
- LITerally LIT (Books)
This song is a Goat Posse original created out of thin air by the producers. It is a merging of two concepts, the first being how Hip Hop artists Travis Scott would explain the concept of books. The second is a call back to “The Pagemaster” a 1994 film where the protagonist passes through a portal and finds himself in a library and must read his way through the classics to find his way home. Lyrics after the jump.
Producer: FoP Justus, HeatmiserContinue reading →
Vocals: Skinny D
Lyrics: Skinny D
- Ring Ring
If you are a veteran phone bank worker you know the Ring Ring that is a constant for 50 hours of trivia. This is a love letter to their struggle. Treat it as historical since the past two years Trivia has used a computerized phone system with headsets and a much more pleasing electronic ring in the headset, but the struggle is the same! Lyrics after the jump.
Vocals: Dazeem, Oates, and Skinny DContinue reading →
Lyrics: Lots of Goats
Producers: Pokéjohn, Coco