The Goat Possee Library in 2022 was overloaded with pages and pages of ideas for ways to communicate the glory of Trivia. The Intro featured contributions about at least seven goats and was mastered earlier. We note this because we spent two decades playing chicken with 4:50pm on the Friday of Trivia.
- 2022 – Intro – “LITerally Trivia: A Novel Idea”
Every intro is made with loving care and devotion from the herd. Before it’s sullied by atmospheric static, internet latency/buffering, or host malfeasance, this is how it sounds after it’s birthed from its digital womb.
Continue reading → - 2022 – Intro – “LITerally Trivia: A Novel Idea” – Air Check
Always our favorite way to listen, with an introduction by Jamo! and reactions from Station Manger Jo McMullen and Program Director Sam Goetzinger.
Continue reading → - 2022 – Intro Reaction Video
- YIR: LITerally Trivia – A Novel Idea
The year in review has always been look back over what was notably broadcast on the air throughout the contest. In the Challenge Line days, there was plenty of audio to fill up the production. Some notable YIRs are this, this, and this one. Since the teams are no longer phoning into the challenge line there was no way to get their voices into the YIR. A pandemic always spurs innovation…
Continue reading → - 2022 Awards Ceremony – UTVS Broadcast
- 2022 Goat Posse Awards Presentation
- Banned Books Exchange Program
Finally, a service that saves great literature and clears out books that trees should not have had to give their last full measure of devotion.
Voice Actors & Script: Cobby & Dubs
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One thing you can expect is that if a person is successful in one area, they try to branch out. Clifton is no different. Are you ready for Shakespeare à la Clifton?
Continue reading → - Clifton Notes – Harry Potter
There are a LOT of Harry Potter books, try to keep up as Clifton as he races through all seven books marveling at the magic of Harry Potter juxtaposed against the sudden vileness of its author. Clifton has EPIC thoughts.
Continue reading → - Clifton Notes – IT
Clifton hears/feels you. He knows reading is hard and he’s here to help. In this edition of his ‘notes’, Clifton covers how to write your book report in the vernacular of social media.
Continue reading → - Clifton Notes – Lord of the Rings
Clifton tries to cover the entire Lord of the Rings in two minutes. No need to watch/read unless you really like to see a nine-hour infomercial for New Zealand.
Continue reading → - Clifton Notes – Short Stories
Clifton flips through some of his favorite short stories, so you don’t have to. However, his selections take a dark turn. #GenZ #BabyShoes #DeadBabies
Continue reading → - Common Book Club People
Having trouble meeting people? Here is a guide to who you might meet at a book club. Afterwards, it’s up to you if you really need new friends. If you are into celebrity gossip this production features an ensemble cast of some of our most popular goats, according to them.
Script: B.A., Cobby, Honey Trap
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Voice Actors: FoP Hannah, Princess, Buttercup, B.A., Pissboy, Thornin, Dazeem, Cobby, Jam-Oooh!, FoP, Lindsey, Oates - KVSC Automated Trivia Score Evaluation Line
At KVSC Trivia, we strive to make your experience simple and fulfilling. We know that sometimes we get the scores incorrect.
Before the Challenge Line met a merciful end, we tried to provide entertainment while you waited for your chance to “challenge” the Posse. Many callers were ambivalent to our hold music.
This year, after a lot of late-night, “solo” experimenting in his basement, Digital Dave created a new service that automates disputes and reduces time on hold.
Producer: Digital Dave
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Voice Actors: Digital Dave, FoP Brenda - Poetry Beatdown 27
Producer: Cobby, Dubs, Skinny D
Voice Talent: Pissboy
Script: PissboyPro wrestlers dropping some mad prose, all for a good cause.
Continue reading → - Presidental Library Tourism
Concept: Cobby
Script: Jam-Oooh!, Captain F.
Voiceover & Producer: Jam-Oooh!, Captain F.Still formulating those summer plans? Consider attempting the full Griswold and visiting all the Presidential Libraries with the family! What better way to spend hard-earned vacation days than zig-zagging across the USA visiting various monuments to narcissism! Still doubting us? Just listen as we give you plenty of reasons why. Just remember that it’s unsafe to leash your dog to the bumper.
Continue reading → - The Art of the Al
Producer: Capt F
Voice Talent: Honorary Goat Al Neff, Capt F
Script: Capt FWe let your ear in on what goes on when recording an audiobook. It’s also an excuse to hear Al Neff read something which can bring some to an auditory climax. In this session, Al works with the producer to record the ramblings of a somewhat noteworthy real estate developer and eventual amateur politician. However, the session almost goes awry as both Al and the Producer can’t help but sub-tweet his words.
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- Safe Harbor Intro 2022
Producer: Captain F
Voice Talent: Jamo, FoP Maxfield Darnell, Nyah Adams
Script: Captain FFor the 2022 Safe Harbor Intro, we continued to use the basic parts from previous years and matched the content to this year’s theme. We increased the trolling of the hosts, but this time it was by one of the originals. The books referenced are actual titles that multiple publishers approved even if your someone else’s mom or the school board might not.
Continue reading → - Reading on Blow
The song Reading Rainbow was such a pleasant childhood memory for many. Unfortunately, we all grow up and the joy of reading just doesn’t give us the same high so some of us seek a stronger kick.
Concept: Jam-Oooh!
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Producer: Pissboy
Vocals: Bear
Lyrics: B.A., Drrrty A, Honey Trap, Oates, Pissboy
- Got No Time to Talk (I Just Pooped My Pants)
Ever been chatting and you feel a stirring from within? We feel your feeling. Careful this ditty might get stuck in your turtlehead. It may be Honey Trap and Oates singing the lyrics but three other goats also know what it’s like when you are stuck in a convo and you have to poop. While the base instrumentals are unchanged we did sprinkle in some kazoo from FoP Micheala. Full lyrics after the jump.
Producer: Pokéjohn, Coco
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Vocals: Honey Trap, Oates
Lyrics: B.A., Coco, Drrrty A, Oates, Honey Trap
Kazoo: FoP Michaela - Jo Just Wants to Eat Lunch
This song has it all: FanGurl 80s pop, Jo McMullen, and half-eaten Chipotle. Born from the collective experience of anyone who has worked at KVSC and hovered at the office door of Station Manager Jo McMullen. The raised finger in the air as she notices you during half-nosh is the signal that her gullet is too stuffed to speak and you should wait or come back later. For Hamster sake, give the woman a moment to eat! Full lyrics after the jump.
Producer: Thorin CoCo
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Vocals: Dazeem
Back-up Singers: Dubs, FoP Tessa, FoP Lindsey
Lyrics: B.A., Buttercup, Coco, Drrrty A, Honey Trap, Jam-Oooh!, Oates - LITerally LIT (Books)
This song is a Goat Posse original created out of thin air by the producers. It is a merging of two concepts, the first being how Hip Hop artists Travis Scott would explain the concept of books. The second is a call back to “The Pagemaster” a 1994 film where the protagonist passes through a portal and finds himself in a library and must read his way through the classics to find his way home. Lyrics after the jump.
Producer: FoP Justus, Heatmiser
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Vocals: Skinny D
Lyrics: Skinny D - Ring Ring
If you are a veteran phone bank worker you know the Ring Ring that is a constant for 50 hours of trivia. This is a love letter to their struggle. Treat it as historical since the past two years Trivia has used a computerized phone system with headsets and a much more pleasing electronic ring in the headset, but the struggle is the same! Lyrics after the jump.
Vocals: Dazeem, Oates, and Skinny D
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Lyrics: Lots of Goats
Producers: Pokéjohn, Coco
