Considering the wide range of information given out at White House COVID press briefings you can imagine what kind of calls come into the Centers for Disease Control (CDC). Okay, you don’t have to imagine it, we did it for you. Let’s just say Siracha, unusual sensations, and of course aliens are common currency. At this point, the CDC and local health departments sound a lot like the DMV which we also imagined for you. Checkout Pirate at DMV and Challenges Only! for other classic call-in frustrations.
Producers: Cobby, Oates
Voice Talent: Dubs, FoP Tessa, Oates, Honey Trap, Bear, Cobby, Coco