Pissboy is a quite unfortunate name, but after about five words with the man you would back off too. He likes to play with transitors and sometimes he attaches them to strategic parts of his body for “variety”.
After his recent nuptials, it is rumored that to keep things lively he put his pole climbing talents to work when the lights are off. But we need to talk to him about his safe word: “transmission”.
Pissboy is trained as a weather talker but is really known as a “close talker”. In these conversations, the only weather these recipients are at risk of experiencing is a fecal Zika shower.