Ever been chatting and you feel a stirring from within? We feel your feeling. Careful this ditty might get stuck in your turtlehead. It may be Honey Trap and Oates singing the lyrics but three other goats also know what it’s like when you are stuck in a convo and you have to poop. While the base instrumentals are unchanged we did sprinkle in some kazoo from FoP Micheala. Full lyrics after the jump.
Producer: Pokéjohn, Coco
Vocals: Honey Trap, Oates
Lyrics: B.A., Coco, Drrrty A, Oates, Honey Trap
Kazoo: FoP Michaela
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I –
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I find myself the can, lady
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
My butthole made a “pop”, and it makes me really sad
I poop in the morning – do it every day
Mid-day – I’m feeling gas and stomach pains
Here’s a warning – little fart – I’m feeling so ashamed
Stank ass and I hope that I don’t leave a trail
Does not happen day to day
Bad food: ate it anyway
(Drop a douce-y)
Green mold on cheese, you should have thrown out
Might’ve been bleu cheese, you can’t check now (you can)
Underwear, gotta throw these out
I crapped my pants and it makes me frown
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I find myself the can, lady
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
My butthole made a “pop”, and it makes me really sad
Sphincter pinching now, the sweat is dripping down
All your toilet sounds: how are they so loud?
Get the candles out or a Febreze shroud
Know you’re in a rush; toilet seat stays down
Does not happen day-to-day
Doesn’t smell like a bouquet
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I find myself the can, lady
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
My butthole made a “pop”, and it makes me really sad
(Boo-tay!)
Legs are all numb; I can’t walk right now
If I stand up, I will fall face down (Juicy!)
What a mess, mud pie all around
I just got here and you knock right now?
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I find myself the can, lady
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
My butthole made a “pop”, and it makes me really sad
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
It’s not gonna stop till I find myself the can, lady
Got no time to talk, lady; I just pooped my pants
My butthole made a “pop”, and it makes me really sad
In the bathroom, crying on the ground
Final T-P – gonna flush it down
