Producer: Bear
Lyrics: Captain F, Dazeem, Fluffer, and Phal
Vocals: Phal, The Goat Posse Writers Chorus
In earlier times, a song was how we educated the masses. It happened again with the musical “Hamilton” as certain factions of society have devalued formal education. Trivia has always championed the search for knowledge and players bravely question their leaders despite the tyrants that rule their world.
Lyrics:
You say
The questions I write are too hard and are hurting your brain
You cry
In your plea, which is pitifully weak but you try one more time
Why so mad?
Remember, we made an arrangement when you signed up to play
I’m the best you’ve had
Remember, despite Audio Trivia, I’m your man
I’ll be back, math times three
You’ll remember it was Socrates
I”ll be back; it’s a deep well
All these questions that I must compel
Scores will rise, scores will fall
And your team is lacking through it all
And when calls ring in vain
I will send a fully armed citation to remind you of my brain!
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya
You say your brain is hurting and you can’t go on
Don’t waste my time; just go cry to your mom
And no don’t change the question!
‘Cause that’s my favorite question
My sweet, demonic question
Don’t throw away the question
I’ll keep asking, and asking, and asking, and asking and asking
I’ll be back to give you more
I will interrogate and win you bore
For your angst, for your pain
Your regret will last for many days
While you’re home, you’ll go mad
I may throw away the points you had
So despite, your disdain
I will crush your genius teammates to remind you of my brain
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
All the writers!
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah
