Lyrics: Writers: B-A, Cobby, Coco, Dazeem, Drrrty A, Dubs, Fluffer, Oates, Rhyminister, Skinny D, FoP Lindsey, Fop Michael-A FoP, Dr. Beard
Vocals: Bear and Oates
The following parody song was made with undying love for the Hamsters and their 30 years of masterful parody. Our best goats sing a song of love to our fellow mammals that makes us always want to party, even if it’s the last.
Lyrics:
Yeah
This one’s a crier
Feelings are dire
Maybe the last day
Hamsters are gonna play
Thirty-five years since the start
Chia Pet rock stars
Now gone gray
Last Hamster Party
Oh no, why?
Oh, Muggsy has his coffee
Oh no, why?
Jeff Engholm needs more money
Oh no, why?
I never thought I’d see the day
Last Hamster Party
Hamsters retired
Nearly expired
They’re so old and wrinkly
One last Hamster Party
Gonna cry
Bong rippin’ for old time sake
Getting high
The Hamsters always stay baked
We know why
I never thought I’d see the day
Last Hamster Party
What will they do every February
If their not jammin’ at KV, yeah
Despite our resistance, they still wanna go
Please Richard make out with me!
Or maybe Nature
Could be my flavor
Or Ted (Or Ted, or Ted, or Ted)
Must Shake a Hamster! (Band!)
That George is such a zaddy
I wanna call him daddy (Let’s make a hamster shake)
I never thought I’d see this day (oh, no)
Last Hamster Party
Sauerkraut
That section makes me horny
Sauerkraut
That Karl’s such a beefcake
That’s my guy
I never thought I’d see this day (I’d never see the day)
Last Hamster Party
Oh no, why?
It would be such a mistake!
If they no longer partake
Gonna cry
I never thought I’d see this day ( I’d never see the day)
Last Hamster Party
The Last Hamster Party
