Triviastruck

Producer: Pokéjon
Lyrics: Phal, Bear, FoP Joe
Vocals: Bear
Bleats: Dazeem, Dude, Phal, Bear, Jam-Ooh!

In 1996 and 1997, Captain F plied the Minnesota roads during all seasons DJing dances at bars, weddings, reunions and the oft birthday party for a 40-year-old, who’s older guests felt threatened by Haddaway’s ‘What is Love’.

All that is to say, the Captain often blazed home in the Minnesota darkness, popping in a cassette of Thunderstruck from DJ music library to blow off the exhilaration and rage of the previous four hours.

Why, would he go out each weekend and re-torture himself only to seek the solace from magnetic alignments on a cassette? It’s the same reason Trivia Players come back each year and experience rage, joy, angst, and nirvana all at the same time because they, are, Triviastruck!

Trivia, trivia, trivia, trivia

It was cold
In the middle of a Minnesota town
Fifty hours
And we knew there was no backing down
Our minds raced
And we called Trivia hotline
And we knew
We were screwed, get me more booze

Sound of the phones
Ringing in my head
A team or alone
Feels like we’re dead

You’ve been
Triviastruck

Who wrote these questions?
We can’t miss it, we want the crown
Listening to KV, yeah KV, KVSC

We heard some songs
Some Hamsters who gave a good time
Go get some food
No time to snooze

Yeah yeah then, then, get back online
That answer’s incomplete
Could I guess again please?
Call the question dispute line

You’ve been
Triviastruck
That answer’s incomplete
Can I guess again please?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Triviastruck, Triviastruck, Triviastruck, Triviastruck
Yeah, what’s the time, call the hotline
Yeah, what’s the time? Call the hotline, no time

Triviastruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Triviastruck, Triviastruck
Triviastruck, baby, baby
Triviastruck, you’ve been Triviastruck
Triviastruck, Triviastruck
You’ve been Triviastruck

 

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