Every team has a useless guy and we could write a million songs about trivia players that drag teams down. In fact, the Posse wrote “Major Digression” in 2013 about how one team member can wreak havoc.
“Useless Guy” as a cover is a little on the nose, mostly because it’s written and performed by Honey Trap and Oates. We’ll let you listen to see how deep the irony goes.
Click through to see the full lyrics and sing/clap along as a salute to useless team members and the deep regrets to whoever invited them.
Producer: Pokéjohn
Vocals: Honey Trap, Oates
Lyrics: Honey Trap, Coco, Oates
I take two / you’re on three
See you browsing for porn; we can all see your screen
Oh, man / where did you go?
What you’re doing right now I can smell with my nose
Did you fart? Cause it’s burning my eyes
I can’t believe this guy
Useless Guy
What do you do
All your friends disapprove
Useless Guy
You kill the mood
Useless Guy
What do you do
Do you do
Do you do
Do you doooooooooooo
Your hands are gross; please wear some gloves
You should be respectful because, we’ve had enough
Of it / You gotta go
If you’re going to stay you could pick up a phone
Comply / Cause you’re ruinin’ our time
You don’t wanna be that g-uy
Useless Guy
What do you do
All your friends disapprove
Useless Guy
You kill the mood
Useless Guy
What do you do
Do you do
Do you do
Do you doooooooooooo
Oooo…
Why you tryin’ to rebel against the team?
You’re that guy; cannot abide with me
We all find you very unwise
Our H.Q. was intruded by
Useless Guy
What do you do
All of us disapprove
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
You drank all of the booze
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
That is not finger food
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
You’re not s’posed to be nude
Useless Guy
What do you do
Useless Guy
What do you do
