Producer: Cougar Bait
Lyrics: Rhyminister, Pissboy, FoP Lindsey, Princess Buttercup, FoP Winston
Vocals: FoP Winston, Rhyminister
When it comes to Trivia players, teams, and the resultant standings; one emotional undercurrent always exists: lament. Lament about answers that should have been given, about food consumed, or showers skipped. In this song, we don’t lament Bruno Mars but this ballad is for the lamenters and the lamentables.
Lyrics:
Same team, but it feels like a newer stomping ground
Our song on KV, but it don’t really sound the same
Last year you and I: Stewart Hall wearing the crown
Now my heart breaks a little when I hear your teams name
And i just feel like poooooooo, boooooo hooo hooo hooo
MANNNNNN, too stoned, too numb to realize
That I should have had the answers
Inside my head
I should have called the Phone Bank
When I had the chance
Taken you to the Carpet ’cause the Hamsters made you dance
Now my baby’s answering, but she’s answering with another man
My hams, my Eggos, my peas, and my shellfish ways
No one but you understands a word that I say
Now I never, ever cleaned up the mess I made
And that taunts me until I get to see your face
And my kitchen smells like oooooooooo-ewwwwwwwwww
MANNNNNN, too stoned, too numb to realize
That I should have had the answers
Inside my head
I could’ve have called the Phone Bank
When I had the chance
Taken you to the Carpet ’cause the Hamsters make you dance
Now my baby’s answering, but she’s answering with another man
And it won’t hurt
It won’t hurt you
When this corn comes rushing through
On the cob or in the can
Baby, just know that I wanna be your man
I’d even listen to Duran Duran
(Really, man?)
I hope that he has the answers
I hope he knows the brands
So he can give you cream corn
All that maize you demand
Takes you to the Carpet, ’cause those hamsters always used to make you dance
Knows the answers I used to know, when I was your man
Wish I knew these answers, when I was your man
(Emotional Damage!)
