The Posse transform “Closer” by The Chainsmokers into a song about a favorite trivia theme: Food. In this case, a Posse duet sings/laments about the effect of food on a body that is “older”. Warning, you may have heard/or felt some of these things before.
Producer: The Rhyminister
Voice Talent: The Rhyminister, FoP Janna
Hey, I was feeling just fine before Chipotle
But now a prairie dog is poking…please go away
Hey, you tell Jim Gray it was nice to see him
But I have to hit the crapper again
Damn, did I just shart?
Sprint with a waddle from the taco bar, and
Now Nature calls; feelin’ pretty shitty in a KV stall
And I can’t stop; no, I can’t stop
Oh, Baby it’s not kosher
To eat pulled pork from that toaster
‘Cause i know we can’t afford
To be curled up in the corner
Pull the foil off that warmer
Guacamole; is that mold?
Please just chuck it in the dumpster
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
Food, you look as good as the day I made you
I forgot just why I ate you; was i insane?
Wait, now my bowels are feeling all wrong
I’m not sure that I will have long: Code Brown
Damn, did I just shart?
Sprint with a waddle from the taco bar, and
Now Nature calls; feelin’ pretty shitty in a KV stall
And I can’t stop; no, I can’t stop
Oh, Baby it’s not kosher
To eat pulled pork from that toaster
‘Cause i know we can’t afford
To be curled up in the corner
Pull the foil off that warmer
Guacamole; is that mold?
Please just chuck it in the dumpster
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
Oh, Baby it’s not kosher
To eat pulled pork from that toaster
‘Cause i know we can’t afford
To be curled up in the corner
Pull the foil off that warmer
Guacamole; is that mold?
Please just chuck it in the dumpster
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
This food’s only getting older
