A tremendously thematic parody that talks about the laments of dealing with a cheater. But let’s be real here: while they did a wonderful job, just look at the writing credits. Oates is just trying to grab some glory while not leaving his comfort zone. We Darryl you to check his playlist, you’ll find only a whitebread but sensational songwriting duo from the mid-’80s.
Producer: Coco, Cougar Bait, Pokéjohn
Vocals: Honey Trap, Oates
Lyrics: Honey Trap, Coco, Oates, Alan
She only shows on Game Nights
So mean and real uptight
What do we do
She had an extra four
Lying and faking
Ooh, she’s messin’ with you
And it shakes you to your core
Those painful shrieks of glee
A dom/sub kink
She “beats” you with ease
She acts like a child
Never ashamed
When she takes her bluff too far
Won’t try to flatter
Give a-push and a-shove
She’s playing an extra card
(We know the outcome)
What’s the point
Already won
(Wish she wouldn’t come)
She’s a bad cheater
(We know the outcome)
Drains the joy
You’ll have no fun
(Now she’s playing dumb)
She’s a bad cheater
She’ll get away with it too
And the rules she construes
Her look’s deadpan
That poker face is no work of art
Couldn’t be sadder
Cause her books are all there
And I bet she’s holdin’ hearts
(What has she become)
Just a ploy
She’s screwing up
(Wish she wouldn’t come)
She’s a bad cheater
(Now she’s playing dumb)
Playing coy
Time to give up
(We know the outcome)
She’s a bad cheater
Ooooooooh
(We know the outcome) / The outcome
What’s the point
Already won
(Wish she wouldn’t come)
(Bail out)/ She’s a bad cheater
(We know the outcome)
(She’s a bad cheater)
Ooh, you won’t have fun
(Now she’s playing dumb)
Playing dumb / She’s a bad cheater
(What has she become) / (Bail out)
She only shows on Game Nights, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She is gaming scum)
Gaming scum
She’s a bad cheater
(We know the outcome)
(She’s a bad cheater)
She’s such a damn child, whoooa
(Slow deal here it comes)
Here it comes
It’s a ploy, she plays coy
(Now she’s playing dumb)
Oh, no doubt, no doubt
No doubt, no doubt
(Wish she hadn’t come)
Yeah, yeah / She’s a bad cheater
(We’ve know the outcome)
(She’s a bad cheater)
She’s lying and faking / ooh-oh
(Look what she’s become)
Oh she’s a bad cheater
