Lyrics: Skinny D
Producers: FoP Justus
Beats: Heatmiser & Reed Benjamin
Scratches: DJ Hayes
Skinny D and FoP Justus – along with Heatmiser, Reed Benjamin, and DJ Hayes – are back with another def joint lionizing another obscure pop-culture character that is perfectly on the nose of this year’s theme. Brush up on your Simpsons knowledge while you enjoy Skinny’s lyrical dexterity, beats by Heatmiser and Benjamin, and scratches from DJ Hayes.
Lyrics:
There’s Matlock & Specter
McCoy & McBeal
Goodman & Shatner
Yeah, you know the deal
But the best lawyer of them all
Is the name that’s hard to recall
(The Simpsons)
That’s a right pretty speech; call it Lionel Hutz
One to confide and trust, but not abide as such
When you want to be just but rather go and side with luck
Yellow hands; Midas touch
C’mon now, call Lionel Hutz
Blue suit drip; combs his hair with a fork
Fix your case and your shoes, he’s a man of the courts
Shyster for hire, counsel you can afford
What started as a parking ticket, somehow end in a divorce
Order in the court, order in the court
Bellows from the gavel from the bench
Loitering in the mall. For a lawyer?
You were expecting? Atticus Finch?
Jury selected looking combative and tense
Confident, but emphatically dense
Track record – meh, in a Socratic of sense
Oh look! He back in traffic again
Chasing after ambulances, you know he about his business
Taking all advantages, surprise his own witness
When seeking all the damages
Damned if he don’t add bandages
Misconduct and some tampering
Then watch how fast he vanishes
For a court order, get you a lawyer with the extra sleaze
Hearsay and conjecture: that’s his expertise
Call now! Remember money down, plus the extra fees
He’ll win your case in 30 minutes, or your pizza’s free
That’s a right pretty speech; call it Lionel Hutz
One to confide and trust, but not abide as such
When you want to be just but rather go and side with luck
Yellow hands; Midas touch
C’mon now, call Lionel Hutz
(Scratches)
That’s a right pretty speech; call it Lionel Hutz
One to confide and trust, but not abide as such
When you want to be just but rather go and side with luck
Yellow hands; Midas touch
C’mon now, call Lionel Hutz
