Vocals: Skinny D
Old Man: FoP Dr. Beard
Beat: Heatmiser
Production: Reed Benjamin & Skinny D
“I’ve done some research. They are actually time travelers. But they are not of our dimension so that’s why we can’t shoot at them.”
Those are the words of Skinny D, expressing deeply held beliefs and part of the inspiration for Bigfoot (Bigfeet) an original Hip Hop joint he created.
“I f#$K with Bigfoot. I f&%k with this beat”, he added.
Old Man:
I got a tale that will chill you straight to the bone. A tale when I, myself, saw the beast with my two eyes. Not far from here, just down through the wood in a clearing. The original American monster, the abominable, sasquatch. The furry beast himself. I was picking flowerst when he came out of the bushes.
They call me Big Foot cause of these big feet
From the big woods home of the big trees
Can’t get a pic? Good You’ll never get me
You’ll never get me now, get me kick leaves
They call me Big Foot cause of these big feet
From the big woods home of the big trees
Can’t get a pic? Good You’ll never get me
You’ll never get me, get me kick leaves
Call me Big Foot cause of these big feet
Check the footprint can’t use no fig leaf
Am I man or beast, cryptid with mystique
Yo it gets deep shh I gotta be discreet discreet
I speak for the trees call me mr. jacked lorax
In the seventies cashquatch racks on racks
Life was a movie, star studded & Action packed
Then I od at the illuminati had to relax on that
But tabloids got me living incognito
Wondering who I’m dating & where I be tho
Bad press does nothing for my ego
Y’all are pest it’s like I keep swatting mosquitoes
Say you got the skunk ape on tape really that’s a no
More of a pump fake dumb face you’re too irrational
Pretending like the Hendersons? Ha I’m laughing bro
It’s never gonna happen so go on git you have to go
They call me Big Foot cause of these big feet
From the big woods home of the big trees
Can’t get a pic? Good You’ll never get me
You’ll never get me now, get me kick leaves
They call me Big Foot cause of these big feet
From the big woods home of the big trees
Can’t get a pic? Good You’ll never get me
You’ll never get me, get me kick leaves
Yeah you know who it is it’s the woodland wookie aka ghostface magilla
if you stay yetti you ain’t gotta get ready
I’m no smokey the bear I’m blowing smoke in the air
don’t know who I am wik-wik-wikipedia me kids
I catch a conspiracy charge by waking up in the morning
I stole Sam Elliots mustache for talking slick
i traveled back in time to wet willy eli Whitney
jack links cut the check
now pick up your trash you filthy animals roar
Old Man:
If the legends are to be believed, it was last seen working at the Uptown Kmart. I for one believe the spirit of bigfoot lives on in people with small feet but big hearts. Also I once played an accordion with the loch Ness monster in a public restroom. But that is another story
