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Lyrics: FoP MichaelA, KoP Kyrr, dubs, Cobby, Oates, Thorin, Coco, Dazeem, B.A., FoP Nick
Producer: FoP MichaelA
Vocals: Phal
Background Vocals: Dazeem, dubs, KoP Kyrr-A, FoP MichaelA
Sound board: Coco, dubs
Post Production: Pokéjohn
I was down in the dungeon late one night
When some lusty moans shocked me upright
For my monster, from his slab, began to rise
And opened the door for 5 strange guys
(They start to smash)
It was a Monster smash
(The monster smash) It was a bodily clash
(They start to smash) Put on condoms real fast
(Their bodies smash) I joined the Monster smash
The shouts rang out from the chamber deep (Waoooooh)
In the master bedroom, where we like to freak (Waoooooh)
The ghouls all came again and again (WaaWaaoooooh)
It’s veeeeery nice to be their friend
(We start to smash) We did the monster smash
(There was a splash) It was a bodily clash
(We got whiplash) Put on condoms real fast
(Our bodies smash) We do the Monster smash
Mothman was getting some (oooo, ana shoop)
Big Foot was humping bums (oooo, ana shoop)
The party was heating up and toys were being flung (oooo, ana shoop)
Everyone was game for many rounds (Waoooooh)
Frankenstein’s monster being cucked by clowns (Waoooooh)
Witches and warlocks were about to arrive (Waoooooh)
With dominatrixes and sexy knives
(They like to smash) We did the monster smash
(An oral clash) Riding his Franken-stache
(They keep on smash) They toss the salad fast
(The monster smash) We do the Monster smash
Out from his coffin, drac’s flag did rise (Waoooooh)
He stood up and flexed his gargantuan thighs (Waoooooh)
Walked towards his voluptuous witch (WaaWaaoooooh)
And asked politely, “May I drink blood from your tits?”
(They love to smash) They did the monster smash (Waoooooh)
(So bring a snack) She had a big old rack (Waoooooh)
(That ass was phat) She clapped it all the way back (WaaWaaoooooh)
(The monster smash) They did the Monster smash
Now the gang’s all oiled and slipping around
With willing participants, excited to pound
If you want to get freaky, you can come too
When you get to my door, tell them Whorish sent you
(We got a rash) We did the monster smash
(They paid in cash) It was a bodily clash
(Then we all crash) No one finished fast
(The monster smash) We did the Monster smash
