Demonomicon

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Vocals: dubs, Oates
Group Vocals: Coco, Drrrty A, dubsLyrics: dubs, Oates, Coco, Cobby, Drrrty A, Honey Trap
Recording Engineers: dubs, Coco, Oates
Post Production: dubs, Oates

Same old campaign, same DM
Found a book and cracked it open
Collection of evil spells
What’s the worst thing that could happen

Big brassy hand with sharp claws on the cover
Pages of demons and the DMs mother
Let’s destroy it; burn it up
Why’d I roll a natural one

That messed up the plan; here come the demons

Crit it right
Use a slot
You’re a witch
It’s a dem

Crit it right
Use a slot
You’re a witch

Um, can you give us something with a reasonable DC?

Crit it right; you’re super strong
Use a slot; you have a ton
You’re a witch; that curse is strong
(it’s a dem) It’s a Demonomicon

Crit it right; this can’t go wrong
Use a slot; heal everyone
(You’re a witch)You’re a witch, hit them head-on
(it’s a Dem) it’s a Demonomicon

Nothing we’ve tried’s working out
DM loves to watch us suffer
Abyssal creatures abound
And there’s no place to find full cover

Stuck with these low rolls; switch out the D20
So many demons, and they’re super hungry
Crying at the tabletop
Why’d I roll a natural one?

And I don’t understand, this could be the end

Roll it right
Final shot
Make a wish
It’s a Dem

Roll it right
Final shot
Make a wish

Dude are you going for a TPK???

Roll it right, was that a one?
(Final shot) final shot; we’re holding on
Make a wish or we’re all gone
(it’s a Dem) it’s a Demonomicon

(Roll it right) Roll it right, was that a one?
(Final shot) final shot, we’re holding on
(Make a wish) Make a wish or we’re all gone
it’s a Demonomicon

Imbeciles, you tried to destroy me
I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me
That’s a vine reference Andrea (Oh!)
Any of you speak latin? (No!)

Are you ready to concede to the Demonomicon (The what?)
The Demonomicon

(Hit ‘em like) hit ‘em like a fire bomb
(Can’t be caught) can’t be caught like a King Kong
(Call a lich) Call a lich they’re almost done
(It’s a Dem) it’s a Demonomicon

(Unarmed strike) Unarmed strike with just my palm
(Out of shots) Out of shots they won’t last long
(Make ‘em twitch) Make ‘em twitch and I’ll live on

I cast magic hand to tickle his feet

What?

Crit it right you’re super strong
Use a slot you have a ton
You’re a witch that curse is strong
(it’s a Dem) it’s a Demonomicon

Crit it right this can’t go wrong
Use a slot, heal everyone
You’re a witch, hit them head-on
(It’s a dem) it’s a Demonomicon

Crit it right
Use a slot
You’re a witch

(it’s a Dem) It’s a Demonomicon
(It’s a Dem) It’s a Demonomicon

Crit it right
Use a slot
You’re a witch
It’s a Dem (Dem, Dem, Dem)