Vocals: FoP Winston
Backup Vocals: Cougar Bait
Lyrics: Drrrty A, Cougar Bait, Mr. Choo-Choo, B.A.,
VO: Drrrty A, Dr. Beard,
SFX: B.A.
Hype and Inspiration: Skinny D
Production: Cougar Bait
Description Coming Soon
So, first time meetin’ the Duke?
Oh, nah, I met him back in ‘59, got the tattoo to prove it. See?
Ah, the Rio Bravo tour, nice.
Yee-Haw (x4)
When I met John Wayne
I snorted cocaine
Ya I got real lit
Re-enacted True Grit… (Pew)
Ya I felt like a cowboy
With that wild west libido
Meet and greet was expensive
All out of time, but I paid so much to just to meet you
Just to meet John
Sir, sir, sir, no touching. Step back from the horse, NOW.
Whew, pew pew pew!
I hugged his horse too
And that’s when I knew
It was a problem
I was the problem
Yeah!
Do I disappoint cowboys
With my wild west libido
I was hella excessive
Stood in a line, got his autograph, that’s when I knew
Restraining order!
Yee-haw (x3)
Yipee Kiyay, I like Gary Cooper better, anyway…
