Vocal – Dazeem
Lyrics – Drrrty A, Dazeem, dubs, Oates
Tracking: dubs, Drrrty A
Production: Pokéjohn
While some goats were playing bar trivia on the Thursday before Trivia Weekend, the Legendary Dolly Parton came up. After Dazeem said “Caffeine” in just the right way, we knew that the song had to be given the special trivia treatment. The whole writing and production of the piece came together in record time on Friday before the contest started, long before any of us really needed more Caffeine to keep functioning for the rest of the contest.
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
I’m willing to drink anything I can
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
Beans and lattes, even from a van
A Venti, grande, any size
With something to keep my eyes
Open and a splash of whole fat, cream
The smell of coffee that you bring
A vice that keeps me jittering
And I can not compete without, Caffeine
Red bull, monster, mountain dew
Celsius, for loco too.
I’m dying, even coke will do, Caffeine
And I can speedily, withstand
Most any question that you can
Throw at my team, its the points we need, Caffeine
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
Forgetting how to read the screen, oh man
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
Please don’t judge me for my shaky hands
Green tea, I’ll need nine or ten
But something stronger you should send
make me useful. for my team, caffeine
There is (just) not enough cold brew
My helpfulness depends on you
Just remember, I’m in love with you, Caffeine
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
I’m betting on you, sleep is not my plan
Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine, Caffeine
Willing to drink anything I can
Caffeine, Caffeine
Sleepy…
