Part 1
Tofu is People wanted to trade some Busch Light and a used toilet brush for what we originally thought was a valuable player.
Part 2
Dan Olson calls in claiming he is Brad, all the while speaking in the third-person.
Part 3
Tofu calls in, regretting their original call.
Part 4
Brad Olson (himself) calls in and professes his personal “hygiene” issues.