Producer: Pokéjon
Lyrics: Dazeem, Coco, Captain F
Vocals: Dazeem, FoP Tessa
Hiya Barbie
Hi, Barbie
You want to go to KV
Sure, Barbie!
Let’s Go
I’m a volunteer, (it’s the) forty-fifth yeeear
Back is spastic, need a flask quick
I should wash my hair, but no one really cares
Phone bank stations, all across the nation
Come on, KV, let’s play trivia
I’m a volunteer, (it’s the) forty-fifth yeeear
Back is spastic, need a flask quick
I should wash my hair, but no one really cares
Phone bank stations, all across the nation
50 hours at KV wears at my sanity
Call us up, answer right, ask Goat Posse
You’re a goat, where’s my coat, I think my phone is dead
Pizza here, pad thai there, need a napkin
You can call
Just to play
And we’ll say “that’s incomplete” (oh no)
I’m a volunteer, (it’s the) forty-fifth yeeear
Back still spastic, need a flask quick
I could wash my hair, but no one really cares
Phone bank stations, all across the nation
Come on Peggy, let’s get veggies (so much food yeah)
Come on NoPants, this is heavy (oow ow oow ow)
Come on Jamo, keep it steady (I’m so tired yeah)
Oh, wow Gypsy, this shit’s heady (oow ow oow ow)
Play from home, play from Rome, play wherever you please
We have teams in St. Cloud, we have teams overseas
By the end we’re all friends, staff the phone bank again
When it’s done, we’ll all go to the Carpet
You can call
Just to play
And we’ll say “that’s incomplete” (oh no)
Call again
Double play
Answer right “that’s 30 points”
Come on Otto, teams are playing (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Fartkiss, phones are ringing (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Buster, things are breaking (oh oh oh no!)
Come on, Piss-jah, beard’s a twerking (ooh oh, ooh oh)
I’m a volunteer, (it’s the) forty-fifth yeeear
Back still spastic, need a flask quick
I should wash my hair, still no one really cares
Phone bank stations, all across the nation
I’m a Triv-ia girl, in a trivia world
Back is spastic, got my flask quick
I’ll go brush my hair, though no one really cares
KV station, all across the nation
Come on let’s go to the carpet (I’m so ti-reeed)
Come on it will be a party (okayyy okayy)
We’re all going to the carpet (ah ah ah yeah)
Gonna have a Triv-ia party (ooh oh ooh oh)
Hang on wait I need some real food
Well, I think I just farted
Man, I love KV
