If you are a veteran phone bank worker you know the Ring Ring that is a constant for 50 hours of trivia. This is a love letter to their struggle. Treat it as historical since the past two years Trivia has used a computerized phone system with headsets and a much more pleasing electronic ring in the headset, but the struggle is the same! Lyrics after the jump.
Vocals: Dazeem, Oates, and Skinny D
Lyrics: Lots of Goats
Producers: Pokéjohn, Coco
Taking calls – another minute passed
I’m giving points out nearly every time
It’s a speed round – like a blitz attack
And then I see it’s only hour five (Ooohhh)
(Non-stop answers; score fast)
(Can’t, keep up, I know that)
Feel like you’re never gonna make it through
And now your brain feels like a door chime, yeah
Ring Ring – head’s going boom (I wish they’d stop it)
Ring Ring – break’s overdue (I need to take it)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
Ring Ring – I’ve done my part (My head’s a crusher)
Ice pack – helping so far (I need another)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
My brain is crashing like a bandicoot
Thinkin’ now I have to caffeinate
Yea, I can smell the food across the hall
But eating more will make me nauseate
I heard they got some more bacon
But head keeps on poundin’
Feel like you’re never gonna make it through
I wanna cut all the power lines!
Ring Ring – head’s going boom (I wish they’d stop it)
Ring Ring – break’s overdue (I need to take it)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
Ring Ring – I’ve done my part (My head’s a crusher)
Ice pack – helping so far (I need another)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
My brain’s vibrato
Advil in a bottle
Have a Coke Full Throttle
My dome, dome
I know I’ve gone loco
I’m stimming at a plateau
There’s pain in my frontal lobe woah, oh
What if I stood?
Mind slippin’; no good
Take a ride on the porcelain (Ew No)
Phone Supe clockin’ it
Ring Ring blockin it
Skinny D bombin’ it, prominent
It’s Dazeem, D, and Oates-y
In the wake of a phone sea
Wish that I had a boatsy
Can’t swim; I hope that I floatsy
Phone is rangin’, head bangin’
Phone rangin’, point slangin’
It is trivia weekend so get the VPN signed in
R to the I, to the N, to the G to the uh (Ring-ring-ring)
R to the I, to the N, to the G to the hey
Feel like you’re never gonna make it through
But I will still volunteer my time, my time
Ring Ring – my head’s going boom (I wish they’d stop it)
Ring Ring – break’s overdue (I need to take it)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
Ring Ring – I’ve done my part (My head’s a crusher)
Ice Pack – helping so far (I need another)
Head is hurting, like I pulled my hair (Ow)
Head is hurting, kills ya (Owww, damn!)
Ring Ring – my head’s going boom (My head’s a crusher)
Ring Ring – break’s overdue (My brain is soup)
Ring, ring
Ring, ring, ra-ring, ring
Ring, ring, ring
Ring, ring, ra-ring, ring
Ring Ring – I’ve done my part (My head’s a crusher)
Ice Pack – helping so far (Oh-Ooooh!)
Heads’s still hurtin’, pulled out all my hair (ow!)
Head’s still hurtin; kills ya
