Vocals: FoP Winston
Backup Vocals: Cougar Bait
Lyrics: Drrrty A, Cougar Bait, Mr. Choo-Choo, B.A.,
VO: Drrrty A, Dr. Beard,
SFX: B.A.
Hype and Inspiration: Skinny D
Production: Cougar Bait
A chance encounter with a legendary cowboy. A long-forgotten tattoo. A mysterious trip to Rio Bravo. And somehow, things take a turn that even the Duke himself probably didn’t see coming. What begins as an innocent recollection of meeting one of Hollywood’s biggest Western icons soon raises some very important questions about horses, celebrity autographs, personal boundaries, and one particular incident that apparently resulted in paperwork. Yee-haw.
So, first time meetin’ the Duke?
Oh, nah, I met him back in ‘59, got the tattoo to prove it. See?
Ah, the Rio Bravo tour, nice.
Yee-Haw (x4)
When I met John Wayne
I snorted cocaine
Ya I got real lit
Re-enacted True Grit… (Pew)
Ya I felt like a cowboy
With that wild west libido
Meet and greet was expensive
All out of time, but I paid so much to just to meet you
Just to meet John
Sir, sir, sir, no touching. Step back from the horse, NOW.
Whew, pew pew pew!
I hugged his horse too
And that’s when I knew
It was a problem
I was the problem
Yeah!
Do I disappoint cowboys
With my wild west libido
I was hella excessive
Stood in a line, got his autograph, that’s when I knew
Restraining order!
Yee-haw (x3)
Yipee Kiyay, I like Gary Cooper better, anyway…
