Six Posse members and FoP Winston created this Western Convention Junkie parody of the 1997 alternative rock classic. They say never meet your heroes, if you do, maybe try to keep it on the rails.
Vocals: FoP Winston
Backup Vocals: Cougar Bait
Lyrics: Drrrty A, Cougar Bait, Mr. Choo-Choo, B.A.
VO: Drrrty A, Dr. Beard
SFX: B.A.
Hype and Inspiration: Skinny D
Production: Cougar Bait
So, first time meetin’ the Duke?
Oh, nah, I met him back in ‘59, got the tattoo to prove it. See?
Ah, the Rio Bravo tour, nice.
Yee-Haw (x4)
When I met John Wayne
I snorted cocaine
Ya I got real lit
Re-enacted True Grit… (Pew)
Ya I felt like a cowboy
With that wild west libido
Meet and greet was expensive
All out of time, but I paid so much to just to meet you
Just to meet John
Sir, sir, sir, no touching. Step back from the horse, NOW.
Whew, pew pew pew!
I hugged his horse too
And that’s when I knew
It was a problem
I was the problem
Yeah!
Do I disappoint cowboys
With my wild west libido
I was hella excessive
Stood in a line, got his autograph, that’s when I knew
Restraining order!
Yee-haw (x3)
Yipee Kiyay – I like Gary Cooper better, anyway…
