Big and Thicc is the Goat Posse’s unapologetic anthem to excess, questionable judgment, and the firm belief that there is no such thing as “enough.” Inspired by Big & Rich’s country classic, this barnyard banger trades cowboys and horsepower for latex, livestock, and a protagonist whose appetite for chaos is considerably larger than the average goats. From the moment the opening “Cum Daddy” starts echoing across the pasture, things spiral gloriously out of control. It’s loud, ridiculous, profoundly unnecessary, and somehow still manages to feel like a perfectly respectable night at the Goat Posse shed. Saddle up, grab your sense of dignity, and prepare for a Big and Thicc good time.
Vocals: Cougar Bait and Dr. Beard
Background Vocals: Cobby, Dazeem, Phal, Devamatha, FoP Linzo, Skinny D.
Additional Vocals: Captain F., Coco
Lyrics: Dr. Beard
Tracking: Skinny D., Dr. Beard
Production: Cougar Bait
Cum Daddy Cum Daddy Cum Daddy Cum Oh Gawd
Cum Daddy Cum Daddy Cum Daddy Cum Oh Gawwwd
Well, I crawl into the room
On all fours, greased to the gills
And I’ve got skills and no frills, slide one more in me, til I’ve had my fill
And I need spindles like I’m Bobby Brown
In golden showers I will drown
Sitting down… ain’t never gonna be the same
‘Cause I lubed up my hole
And my latex is so pretty
I use a lot of toys
Put these clamps onto my titties
Throat goat for a threeway
Cuz just one wouldn’t please me
And the gimps say
Use some force, when you choke me
And the masochists say
Use some force, when you choke me
Well, I don’t need a safe word for nothing
And I’m thanking and yank-yanking
While the doms are spanking
My ass down!
It’s the whipping I enjoy
My ability to take the pain
Won’t you use the chain
I am going to drain every dick in this town
And I lubed up my hole
And my latex is so pretty
I use a lot of toys
Put these clamps onto my titties
Throat goat for a threeway
Cuz just one wouldn’t please me
And the gimps say
Use some force, when you choke me
And the masochists say
Use some force, when you choke me
‘Yer a gettin’ bred.’ That’s what they said
In the back of my old shed
As I was gettin’ soaked in loads
Flowed out of some fat ol’ chodes
They were gaping my swine ass fine
Having ourselves a big and thicc time
And I was moaning, just about as loud as they’d let me go
But their speculation of my soon ejaculation
Had me begging for salvation all night long
So, I took them all, gaggin’ lots
I need abuse here in my man twat
And then when every willie was drained, well,
I smelled the glove
And I lubed up my hole
And my latex is so pretty
I use a lot of toys
Put these clamps onto my titties
Throat goat for a threeway
Cuz just one wouldn’t please me
And the gimps say
Use some force, when you choke me
The masochists say
Use some force, when you choke me
Slut Slut
Use some force, when you choke me
The masochists say
Use some force, when you choke me
