Script: Drrrty A, Jam-ooh!, dubs, Lil’ PDS, Cobby, Oates, Cougar Bait, and FoPs: Sammich, Linzo, Carl, Winston, Brady
VO: Dazeem, Oates
Production: dubs, Drrrty A
Wanted: Alive. Preferably.
The American West was a lawless frontier filled with desperados, varmints, outlaws, suspiciously named cowpokes, and at least one person apparently impersonating Tom Selleck. Fortunately, KVSC Trivia has assembled its most highly trained bounty-hunting professionals to track down the Wild and Wanted—a collection of the region’s most dangerous, annoying, and questionably wanted individuals.
Meet Smilin’ Sue, who lures innocent travelers with warm smiles and hot meals before robbing them blind. Bamboozlin’ Brady, wanted for spreading balderdash and general buffoonery. And Jumpin’ Jamo, whose repeated raids on Farmer Mary Jane’s garden have left the homestead—and apparently Mary Jane herself—smoldering.
The bounty board only gets stranger from there…
Deadly Derek is wanted for peddling expired moonshine and robbing graves,
Then there are Dorf, Hans, Technoman, and Sammich, whose criminal records remain somewhat unclear, but whose inclusion on the wanted list should probably be considered sufficient evidence of guilt.
So saddle up, grab your boots, keep one eye on the wanted posters, and whatever you do, do not trust the guy calling himself Lucky.
The West may be wild.
The Wanted may be dangerous.
And KVSC Trivia has apparently decided that the best way to deal with all of them is to put their crimes on a recording and send everyone after them.
