XXX: 30 Years of Trivia Lovn’ was a reunion not only for KVSC’s trivia contest but the return of old friends for The Goat Posse 2009: The Return of Dude. Dude was one of the charter members marking his first Posse participation in 1996. His creative, mischievous writing style is present in many of the skits and Top Ten lists over the years. After 2004, Dude took a break from the Posse to pursue solo work. The Posse welcomed him back this year with open wool.
For 2009, Dude partnered once again with Phal to write Love Stink, the latest send-up in the KVSC trivia fake music collection infomercial series “Stink Rock”. Phal and Dude first teamed up in 2004 to write Wedding Stink, the Posse’s first “Stink Rock” offering. 2006’s Celebrity Stink and 2007’s Lip Stink were solid efforts, however, the good and bad from the previous “Stink Rock” efforts by the Posse were incorporated in or excised from this year’s Love Stink and is by far the best yet. (More…)
- INTRO: XXX TRIVIA: 30 Years of Trivia Lovin’
Trivia is really a 50 hour musical. Listen here to the grand opening number!
- YIR: Trivia Lovn’ Kiss Goodbye
After 50 hours, it’s always nice to look back at the fun we’ve had.
- 2009 – Trivia Awards Ceremony
One of the unique aspects of KVSC’s Trivia contest is the awards ceremony. It’s part pep rally, part roast, and part Prime Minister’s address to the British Parliament. This year our recording missed the first few minutes of the broadcast. It begins with Bruce, (Former law enforcement member, team captain and now question writer) giving his yearly crime report.
- Challenge: 23 Lap Dances
Team member asks for Trivia players to come over and give his brother 23 lap dances for his, you guessed it, 23rd Birthday. Who will qualify to give lapitude?
- Challenge: Aperture Science Lab Techs
This Challenge was almost ruled lame because of its poor construction. It took and additional 100 seconds to get the true details of what the caller was trying to accomplish and it finally made sense. This was a waste of our time since the challenge was too “inside” for everyone to enjoy.
- Challenge: Whats That? HAM?…Ladies?
Recent challenge line regulars Whats That? HAM? want to hold a costume party
- Challenge: The Butt Cheeks
“The Force” issues a warning to “Gotta Love Those Buttcheeks”.
- Challenge: Voodoo Dolls
“The Voodoo Dolls” add an extra layer to a challenge first forwarded by “Whats That? HAM?”…Ladies?
- Challenge: Dave Lee Unplugged 2009
Each year Dave calls in to offer his best in non-sequitur stream of conciousness. This year Joaquin Phoenix was on his mind.
- Challenge: Eat My Cheese Balls PT 1
A classic Trivia weekend culinary challenge.
- Challenge: Eat My Cheese Balls PT 2
This year, the Challenge Line had voice mail and “Stefan’s Dream X: Stefan Always Comes 2nd” had left part 1 of this challenge there. We called back to get more details. We’re glad we did because part 2 of this challenge was named by The Goat Posse as the Best Challenge of 2009. Congratulations “Stefan’s Dream”!
- Challenge: Elbow Licking Emeritus
This challenge surfaced in 2007 and “Who’s Jebus?” is determined to establish their elbow licking superiority, year after year, no matter how much the rest of the world has moved on.
- Challenge: Finding Jebus?
This would qualify as a lame challenge since the challenger offers no real road map on how to accomplish or a benchmark for success.
- Challenge: Four Hour Erection
“Feelin’ Comfortable” calls to express concern about “Stimulus Package”‘s anatomical health issues.
- Challenge: The Jism Mom
An unamed Trivia player and mom calls to complain about On-Air language heard at 2:30AM. This call is now about of Posse lore, and helped to truly spawn “Safe Harbor” as we know it today.
- Challenge: Love The Phone Bank
As the first 24 hours pass by, the phone bank workers start to catch hell. Will a team come to the rescue?
- Challenge: Monty’s House
A team in Vernon Center, MN puts out a call for team members. Normally, this is a lame challenge but this team was playing from the new Trivia broadcast area in southern Minnesota, so we gave a pass to the n00bs.
- Challenge: Nipples and Crabby Appleton
Dave and Kyle abandon non-sequitur and go right at Gary Z.
- Challenge: College Rivalry
“Knee Deep in Theses!”, the winner of this year’s award for Best Team Name, is based in Ithaca, NY, but seems to have chapters all over.
- Challenge: The Uncommanded Hang-up
These types of calls are about 25 percent of what we hear on the challenge line. Aren’t you glad we don’t save all of them?
- Challenge: Shirtless Soccer Match PT 1
“Romulus Can’t Reamus” gives us a running challenge in four parts. Too bad its been done before. See Sledding in 2006
- Challenge: Shirtless Soccer Match PT 2
- Challenge: Shirtless Soccer Match PT 3
- Challenge: Shirtless Soccer Match PT 4
- Challenge: Strawberry Short Cake Song
When teams challenge each other, many hidden agendas emerge. Their meaning cannot always be explained.
- Challenge: The Word of Zod
Teams may call with challenges but that doesn’t mean the call has to be about them or their challenge
- Challenge: Indecent Discrepancy
Posse member Digital Dave proves without a doubt that he can do creepy better than any serial killer or computer programmer!
- Stink Rock: Love Stink
“Love Stink” is the 8th offering from the Stink Rock series. It is the fourth produced by The Goat Posse.
- GPO: Love Stink Promo
Out-takes from our Stink Rock announcer, The Voice of Corn, grace this promo. You can hear his out-takes from previous years in the Trivia Weekend-In-Review sweepers from 2006 thru 2008.
- GPO: Peter Trivia Cheater
- Haiku: Poet Trivia Slam Haiku Contest Promo
Every event needs publicity. The Posse does all its own, does it show?
- Haiku: Boob Tube
What bothers the Posse the most? When callers don’t actually listen to us when they call.
- Haiku: Far Que The Name They Rejected
Far Que whines again about their name.
- Haiku: Glaucoma Can’t See HAM
What the contest was about reparte amongst teams via haiku.
- Haiku: House & Wilson
H & W bring a double dose of haiku and take the early lead.
- Haiku: Jimmy Page
“Romulus Can’t Reamus” contributed many haiku this year. Quantity does not replace quality.
- Haiku: Man Explosion
The first crickets of the night.
- Haiku: Panties Waayy Too Tight Take 1
Panties get off to a rough start.
- Haiku: Panties Waayy Too Tight Take 2
Panties call back and lay down what is likely the 2nd place haiku.
- Haiku: Beware of The Goat Explosion
The Goat Posse eat their young by punking one of their own.
- Haiku: Lame Limerick Horrible Haiku
“Romulus” complains about writing haikus when nothing could be easier than a poem that has such simple rules to follow.
- Haiku: Romulus Fails at Word Art
The syllable count was right but Romulus doesn’t even get a 5 from the French judge on this one.
- Haiku: Contest Bell Lap Announcement
Contest judges warn contestants that time is running short; in verse of course!
- Haiku: Hot Gay Porn
Check the list. Do you see a team called “Stiffy’s in a Jiffy”? Goat Posse punks the Posse again!
- Haiku: Romulus Gay Porn Response
“Romulus” takes the bait, too.
- Haiku: Cartman’s Balls
Here it is, the winning haiku. It was submitted by Jed from “ET: 30 Inches of Trivia Lovin'”, and in the proper voice for added drama!
- Interview: Tim Maher – Member of 6th Floor Stearns Playboys