Answers Herre

It’s getting smart in here, I’m gonna show off all my notes!

Not the actual lyrics but we think Nelly would approve of this adaptation of his joint to trivia themes. Written by Dude and performed by FoP Colin (now known as Oates) with backing vocals by Buttercup, the song closely adheres to the rhythm and flow of the original.

Production: Pokéjohn
Vocals: Oates, Princess Buttercup
Lyrics: Dude

Answers, your answers herre! Your answers, here… <GOAT BLEAT>
With a little bit of <RING, RING> and a little bit of: “Trivia!”
With a little bit of, “Question 3”, and a little bit of, “Nope, wrong”
With a little bit of, “Question 9” and a little bit of, “Incomplete”

I was like, good gracious, man it’s so spacious (uh)
Loquacious, favorite places
I’m walking in the phone bank to check the sheet (you know)
Looking for the right time to take my seat (and uh)
No cheating, start achieving (oh!)
Lotta teams about to get beat and
Check it, set n’ cocked for the drop of the first reading
Signed in, headset, smart-ass greeting
No relieving, but you gotta pee and
Now leading, we need you to
Add up up on yo’ team’s score
Give us all what we’re waiting for
‘Cause I feel right handing you
Ton o’ points for Question 2 (uh uh)
And can’t nobody call for you
So players what’cha gonna do? I said

Ain’t you on the phone? Ya shouldn’t hafta be coddled (c’mon)
No team can make a name if they just sit there and dawdle
We bet ya binging, hot wings, and starting to waddle
But we’ll be down to drop a hundred, ‘cuz you know ya oughta
Get off (the sofa) Hour 26 and dark out
No Doze, Red Bull, time to clock it
Are ya scholar or caller, you gotta rock it
It ain’t lame, ‘cause players ya can’t balk it
Score (uh), vettin’ (uh), it’s all up to big points
Local take out, down in this joint
Queso for dinner so maybe ya couldn’t choose
You feel queasy don’t heave so soon
Just shake it off, you ain’t on your own
(You know) Glancin’ up at Google as you start to groan
Checking the reception and yelling it real big
Like “<GOAT BLEAT> I think that question’s rigged!”

We got your answers here (right here) so call us on your phone
I have, the answers here, I wanna take your phone call
We got your answers here (right here) so call us on your phone
I have, the answers here, I wanna take your phone call
Time to just call out
Mix a little bit of <RING, RING>
With a little bit of “Techno Man!”
Let ‘em just call out
Give a little bit of <RING, RING>
With a little bit of “Steaming Pile!”
Let ‘em just call out
With a little bit of <RING, RING>
And a sprinkle of that “What’s yer fantasy?”
Let ‘em just call out
We like it when the: phone sounds
Get ready for the: next round

Still chasing, impatient
You got a score that’s way down in the basement (what?)
We’re just kidding, you’re placing (oh)
Unless you go an’ screw it
Extra, extra (eh) don’t you snooze (check it)
‘Less you wanna go from all in it to confused
Call back with answers quick and you cannot be refused
Say we got a thing about clicking ‘em approved (oh)

[REPEAT]

Time to just call out
Mix a little bit of <RING, RING>
With a little bit of “I’m not wearing pants!”
Let ‘em just call out
Give a little bit of <RING, RING>
With a little bit of “Darth Raider!”
Let ‘em just call out
With a little bit of <RING, RING>
And a sprinkle of that “I’m Peggy!”
Let ‘em just call out
We like it when the: phone sounds
Get ready for the: next round

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