Radio Edit
Explicit Version
Vocals: Oates
Lyrics: Oates, dubs, Coco, Drrrty A, Cobby?
Tracking: Coco
Production: Pokéjohn
Editing: dubs
There’s an idea I had that’s quite bold
And it’s all I’ve thought about for months since watching my new favorite TV show
Two men set for a career long duel
Ceremoniously thrust into a rivalry that would stay hot forever (forever)
We’d sing a song about the moments where they met
Cause hockey seemed less interesting now
And the scenes still in my memory they will never ever fade
Cause when they showered like this
And he jorked it like that
My brains just so consumed with shots from Heated Rivalry
In the hotel undressed
Sloppy toppy like that
I get weak in the knees thinking of heated rivalry
It’s so smutty right, It’s all Heated Rivalry now
Scoring more than just goals
And giving flashes of thigh
There were scenes l had to watch again
Because my pants got too tight
Viewing nights were endless pleasure
Waiting for when Shane and Ilya plow
Baby gravy
Oh this show is pure bliss
Want more episodes fast
Showing all but the hole, and it’s all heated rivalry
When his abs look like this
And his cake is so fat
Shane just does what he’s told, and it’s all heated rivalry
Ilya’s hard to resist, and it’s all heated rivalry
Humping against the wall, and it’s all heated rivalry now
Thought they were history when the club scene changed the lore
But they came together strong again somehow
And I’d gladly waste my time watching them fall in love again
Cause when he touched him like this
And he held him like that
To the cottage they go, and it’s all heated rivalry
When we’re watching them kiss
Through the window like that
This ain’t Gone with the Wind, this is all heated rivalry
(It’s so steamy right, it’s all heated rivalry now)
Slurpy gurpin’ that pole
Bobbin on knobbin all night
These are scenes I’d like to watch again
But wearing no pants this time
Hockey sticks releasing pressure
It’s really all I ever think about
So much baby gravy
When he spreads cheeks like this
And then takes it like that
Shane’s more hole than a peg, and it’s all heated rivalry
When they’re rubbing like this
And the pre leaks like that
Ilya’s ass is a thing of dreams, all heated rivalry
The flesh and the fantasies, all heated rivalry
Nothing I can recall, cause it’s all heated rivalry now
And if you want to watch it
It’s on HBO Max
Swear this isn’t an ad I just love heated rivalry now
(It’s all heated rivalry now)
Hot men touching like that
(It’s all heated rivalry now)
It’s fun watching them kiss
(It’s all heated rivalry now)
And gravy…
